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Thanksgiving facts:

-pulling all the crap out of the inside of a turkey feels downright lewd.
-football is boring. Sorry.
-I like cooking therefor I like this holiday


I was watching a cooking channel show about thanksgiving and they were talking to some southern guy about what southerners eat on thanksgiving. Where in the south was he from? WHO CARES EVERYONE KNOWS ALL THE SOUTH IS THE SAME.

And the guy was all talking like southerners don't eat turkeys we eat pork or whatever.

I mean

what?

Sometimes there is a ham involved on thanksgiving, but man. Maybe they ought to have said what state he was from.

I do not assume what people in Maine do is the same as what people in Michigan do, how about a little common courtesy?

Anyway, so I am cooking a huge meal, but it's running a little late, which sucks. I wanted everything to be ready by 2pm, but noooo. The turkey didn't finish thawing until like just now. I am a failure.

And this weekend I am leaving forever to go visit famblies up north (texas). So I'll be out in bumfuck Sanger (which is pretty much almost Oklahoma). So, I guess it's a good thing I have got such a headstart on the next page. I've been trying to work every day on pages at least 8 hours or so. Really helping! I'm sort of annoyed that I'm going to miss two days of work (three counting today).

But, also, I miss my folks. I haven't seen my parents in over half a year. Gonna go spend sunday with them.

you can't tell, but I'm in a pretty awesome mood. Everything's cool. :I
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MarsalaWicklow Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
Florida is WAY different from the rest of the south.(Cept Louissiana maybe.)More old people.THEY CAN'T CHEW PORK.
Everyone knows we in the south fry things,drink beer,and talk about racism and...Um.Cousins?Yeah.I'm all out.
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zerowitefire Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
Football sucks. However, I recieved 20 bucks for working during it and now I don't feel so bad but oh ho ho, how I loathe the game. dang...I lost
It was really really hot this Thanksgiving but 'snot like we went outside other than on teh porch. Yeah, it was good. We totally had jambalya stuffing.
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Kwillow Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I always kinda want Thanksgiving to be over so I can start getting psyched for Christmas.

Come midnight I'm blaring out the '25 Holiday Hits' CD and nobody will stop me!
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loremjay Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I'm southern and I'd prefer ham over turkey tbh. Most times turkey is way too dry for my tastes. But we always have turkey. Ham is for Christmas!
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TeraFirma8894 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Writer
As a fellow Southerner I'm just gonna say....if we had ham instead of turkey on Thanksgiving I would stab a fork into someone's leg. Just saying.
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phrisa Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
the thanksgiving turkeys my families events usualy have oranges stuffed into them

i have seen it done

it does not look pleasent
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Canada has thanksgiving in October like lamers.
Or at least you get a whole two months before Christmas to become not fat from all that delish food. Then Christmas time fattens you up again buahahaha.
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I can't wait! Christmas is so delicious.
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TemBrook Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It'll be a party! :D
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EiraSenam Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
There's no Thanksgiving here... Though I'm okay with that. Stuffing turkey's looks more grose than anything :3
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
yeah... nobody stuffs them, I don't think. It can lead to food bourne illnesses, since the turkey stuffing doesn't reach the same temperatures as the meat.

Although, I've taken apart whole animals before, so it ain't no thang. Gutting an animal is waaaay more digusting than shoving some bread up inside one. :D
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EiraSenam Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
...Aha. Yeah, that sounds delicious :3
I can't even watch while my family rips apart and eat crabs during the summer...
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digitalspiritx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
Nope.
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
thank god. That sorta grossed me out. :T
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digitalspiritx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
It's annoying when people on those type of shows say stuff like that. Up in my neck of the woods, I bet they would say all Mainers eat lobster instead of turkey. Here's hoping that you have a Happy Thanksgiving and that your dinner turns out great!
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
they said that you guys ate clam stuffing.

Is this true?
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Meirnon Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
This holiday makes me almost as sick as Christmas. :X
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
That sucks, I guess.

I like them both. :Y
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Meirnon Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
You wouldn't if you knew what I knew. :D

But I'm not gonna get on a soap box to spout my fervor. You have the right to enjoy what you want and seek out knowledge you wish. :3
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I'm pretty sure I know every bad thing about both holidays. Doesn't change how I feel.

They're just days, man. I'm not even remotely religious and I still enjoy christmas.
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Meirnon Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I don't mean religion. I mean the way our economy works. It makes me sad. :C
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
okay, now I don't get what you mean. Like... the neverending cycle of commercialism, credit, and so on? I must admit I pretty much dgaf about that.

Whatever, man, you celebrate how you want or don't celebrate or whatever.

I just want people to have nice days. Have a nice day anyway whether you celebrate or not, okay?
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Meirnon Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Not meant to offend. But I'm spending it with family, so it'll be as good as I can have it. :3
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AllHellDanielle Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist
lol at least the turkeys are dead when we anally rape them
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myartgoespop Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah. I'd love to see ol'Herv *attempting* to stuff a Turkey. Oh the sexy sexy horror. xD
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evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
several factors in his life would prevent him from doing so, hahah.
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KoniraThax Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
It's cold up here, bring a coat.
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