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November 25, 2010


Canada already had theirs, right?

Thanksgiving facts:

-pulling all the crap out of the inside of a turkey feels downright lewd.
-football is boring. Sorry.
-I like cooking therefor I like this holiday

I was watching a cooking channel show about thanksgiving and they were talking to some southern guy about what southerners eat on thanksgiving. Where in the south was he from? WHO CARES EVERYONE KNOWS ALL THE SOUTH IS THE SAME.

And the guy was all talking like southerners don't eat turkeys we eat pork or whatever.

I mean


Sometimes there is a ham involved on thanksgiving, but man. Maybe they ought to have said what state he was from.

I do not assume what people in Maine do is the same as what people in Michigan do, how about a little common courtesy?

Anyway, so I am cooking a huge meal, but it's running a little late, which sucks. I wanted everything to be ready by 2pm, but noooo. The turkey didn't finish thawing until like just now. I am a failure.

And this weekend I am leaving forever to go visit famblies up north (texas). So I'll be out in bumfuck Sanger (which is pretty much almost Oklahoma). So, I guess it's a good thing I have got such a headstart on the next page. I've been trying to work every day on pages at least 8 hours or so. Really helping! I'm sort of annoyed that I'm going to miss two days of work (three counting today).

But, also, I miss my folks. I haven't seen my parents in over half a year. Gonna go spend sunday with them.

you can't tell, but I'm in a pretty awesome mood. Everything's cool. :I
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MarsalaWicklow Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
Florida is WAY different from the rest of the south.(Cept Louissiana maybe.)More old people.THEY CAN'T CHEW PORK.
Everyone knows we in the south fry things,drink beer,and talk about racism and...Um.Cousins?Yeah.I'm all out.
zerowitefire Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
Football sucks. However, I recieved 20 bucks for working during it and now I don't feel so bad but oh ho ho, how I loathe the game. dang...I lost
It was really really hot this Thanksgiving but 'snot like we went outside other than on teh porch. Yeah, it was good. We totally had jambalya stuffing.
Kwillow Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I always kinda want Thanksgiving to be over so I can start getting psyched for Christmas.

Come midnight I'm blaring out the '25 Holiday Hits' CD and nobody will stop me!
loremjay Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
I'm southern and I'd prefer ham over turkey tbh. Most times turkey is way too dry for my tastes. But we always have turkey. Ham is for Christmas!
TeraFirma8894 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Writer
As a fellow Southerner I'm just gonna say....if we had ham instead of turkey on Thanksgiving I would stab a fork into someone's leg. Just saying.
phrisa Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
the thanksgiving turkeys my families events usualy have oranges stuffed into them

i have seen it done

it does not look pleasent
TemBrook Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Canada has thanksgiving in October like lamers.
Or at least you get a whole two months before Christmas to become not fat from all that delish food. Then Christmas time fattens you up again buahahaha.
evilengine9 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I can't wait! Christmas is so delicious.
TemBrook Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It'll be a party! :D
EiraSenam Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Student Digital Artist
There's no Thanksgiving here... Though I'm okay with that. Stuffing turkey's looks more grose than anything :3
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